You're pregnant?

I decided to go to the local health food store and get some herbs to help with this pregnancy. When I walked in the door, I explained to one of the little women working there that I was in constant pain with this pregnancy. She looked at me blankly and then said, "You're pregnant?"

To put this statement in context both Ryan and my mom have said, "I cannot believe how big you are with this pregnancy!" (Hopefully that's not "fat" big and it is more "pregnancy" big.)

So, I'm standing there in all my enormousness answering her question, "Yes, I am pregnant." She proceeds to go and get a women that must be in her 70s. The 70-something suggested a compound of herbs her brother developed "years ago." I have to admit--it's been EXTREMELY helpful. I feel much more healthy. My pain levels has been 50% or less than what it was previously. I'm pretty amazed. Too bad it's not helping me actually go into labor.

Ryan is interviewing at the Church Office building on Thursday for an internship in their IT department. I'm supposed to be his alibi so he can get out of work. Any suggestions??